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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 16:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Still no good.

What do you think about wearing sheer pantyhose?

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

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Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

1st measles case of the year in South Dakota as CDC updates travel guidance - ABC News

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Uh-Oh! Switch 2's New GameChat Feature Is Transcribing Bad Words - Nintendo Life

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

From an axiology/value theory point of view, how can one say that a diverse society is better than a uniform one, especially given the negative effects of diversity (racism, sectarian conflict, problems arising from extreme cultural relativism)?

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes